Happy birthday monkey, silly billy, my twin, buster, fruit fiend, zindy, cinsanity, my greatest love that I will ever know, my true everything, my dearest Cindy.

You are such an unbelievable person that you being here and existing in this world exactly who you are, radiating with light is truly implausible, a mathematical improbability so infinitesimally small. Yet here you are, and what's also crazy is the fact that me, somehow someway, I was given the opportunity to not only know you but to get the most gracious gift that could ever be bestowed on anyone, loving you.

You are such an incredibly intelligent and talented woman that can do anything you put your mind to and the fact that I get to be there by your side and learn from you every single second of the day is one of life's greatest privilege.

You are so incredibly funny that my zygomaticus major and minor will never stop spasming till the day I die from all the laughing and smiling I do when I'm around you.

You are so incredibly beautiful, it makes my heart flutter just thinking about you, and every single part of you has this unique ability to make the rest of the world seem a little dimmer, like because you are so beautiful you have all this light and the world can't supply that much light like it's all on you and so there's no light on anything else, because that should be the only thing that light bounces off of, you. You are truly the global maximum of everything beautiful in this world.

There are not enough words in this world to describe you and how miraculous you are to not only me but to everyone, and even though your birthday is only a once a year typa thing, every moment of every day you should be celebrated Cindy. You have truly made me the luckiest man and I hope you know that, thank you for being you.

I love you to infinity and back.

Yours, Arjun